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Angels in Action III

The Badness Index

(Night, in a bar in Porto Alegre)

My name is Alberto, I am a demon, and the lowest category. Yes, I am an egun and proud of it! I am here in this bar, where many demons of various categories meet to discuss their made of evil, as well as their failures as well, using, of course, the channeling of the drunken alive of the place, giving advantage of the sensation of taking a cachacinha, or a cold beer, coming from the channeling of our temporary hosts. In this way they are induced to drink more and we evil spirits get drunk with them. We, low spirits, can´t get drunk without them, then we drank ourselves using them. Ever since I died and became a demon, I have always seen demons taking advantage of the alives I have heard that this has occurred since the birth of man, from the time when man committed his first sin, he committed his first adultery and took his first glass of alcohol They say it was, and so it always will be! (Egun Alberto)

-- Hey, Alberto! The dude is coming for another drunkenness. (Old Black Rodolfo Laughing)

-- Promise today, Rodolfo! The bar is full of alives and low spirits! (Egun Alberto)

-- IT IS! Full of cattle! Mu ...! (Old Black Rodolfo)

- Alberto! Comes! (Exu Valmir calling Alberto)

-- Well, evil people! All right? (Egun Alberto arriving at a table with three demons, channeling four alive)

-- All! (Almost all three demons  talking in the table)

-- So, who's going to preside the table today? (Egun Alberto)

-- This is my turn! (Old black Rodolfo coming to the table)

- Well, Alberto, already that you are the most terrible category of demon on this table, then I believe you should start. Let's see who has the most perverse story of the night ra, ra, ra ... (Old Rodolfo)

-- IT IS...! (Almost all four demons on the table)

-- Start! (Egun Alberto)

Part 2

The last days of a bitch

-- It was one of my trips to Rio de Janeiro, when I met a couple. They had a small child, five years; they were happy but the woman had a lover, this impostor made me approach her, and when I approached her, she behavior changed, increased in the number of lovers: (Egun alberto)

-- Helena, you do not stop at home!" Arrive always drunk always every night! It looks like you does not have any more family! (Helen's Husband)

-- Fuck up! Go suck a nail! (Helena)

-- No! You going to suck a nail! (Helen's Husband)

-- Look, we made love last night! Was do not good? (Helena)

- No, Helena! We did not make love last night! (Helen's Husband)

So do you call it what? Climb? Ra ... (Helena laughing)

-- Yes! (Helen's Husband)

-- Who fucks are the dogs! People make love, your animal! (Helena)

-- It's because in my opinion you're a bitch! You think that I do not know about your friends! (Helen's Husband)

-- Until I may to be a bitch! And are you? That makes you a hell of a horn! (Helena)

So tell me, Helen!" You're a good or a bad bitch! (Helen's Husband)

--What's the difference? Are not they all sluts? (Helena)

-- The difference is that the good bitch gives her ass because she likes it, and the bad bitch gives her ass for money! (Helen's wife)

-- I was a good bitch, because I was betrayal you with one! Without being for money, then I became a "less good" bitch! Because I started gave to everyone, and you became the horn of the city (Helena laughing)

-- Helena! I want to divorce! (Helen's Husband)

-- Fuck you! (Helena)

-- After a while time, Helena divorced her husband and she stayed with the custody of her son. She lived from her husband's pension in a small apartment in Leblon. And it was there that she found her destiny, that is to her! (Egun Alberto)

-- There! I can´t stand this solitude anymore! No money at all, confined at home and destined to be a maid! (Helena's claiming of life)

-- You slut! (Egun Alberto)

-- Who's there? (Helena)

-- Female dog! (Egun Alberto)

-- Who's there! (Helena terrified)

-- Son, did you say anything? (Helena)

-- No, Mama! (Son of Helena watching television)

-- “I getting crazy?” (Helena thinking)

"I can read your thoughts, your bitch!" (Egun Alberto)

-- Son, are you listening to anything? (Helena terrified)

-- No, Mama! (Son´s Helena watching television)

-- I'm going to break up with you, bitch! (Egun Alberto)

-- "What is going on! Is it from my head? "(Helena thinking)

-- So she started looking everywhere for the

apartment, and as was to be expected, she found nothing. (Egun Alberto)

-- Are you all right, Mom? (Son´s Helena)

-- I do not know dear! I do not know! (Helena terrified)

-- I'm going to kill your son! (Egun Alberto)

-- Go away! Go away! (Helena Nervosa)

-- Mom, what's going on? (Helena's crying son)

-- I do not know! (Helena Nervosa)

-- It was when she went into the kitchen that I had a idea of suggesting her, she should kill her own son, she would look at sharp objects like a knife or a fork and feel the need to cut her brat. (Egun Alberto)

-- Son! I want you go into your room and lock the door! (Helena)

-- Why, Mother? (Son´s Helena crying)

-- Do not argue with me! Go! (Helena nervosa)

-- That's point we Eguns proud of ourselves. All this time, she was obsessed to discover only now that there was something wrong with her life; she is now at the point where she is afraid of herself, to the point of being afraid of killing her own child.

I and any other Egun in my place would try what I tried next, try to make her kill her own child or induce her to suicide, so that she does not kill her own child. You know, there are three Egun's goals: to induce a person to kill other people, to suffering for it to become egun at death, to induce the people to suicide, so that she becomes a suicidal spiritist, or, as a consolation prize, to lock her in a hospice. But like every victim of an egun, she went to try to sleep to see if she got better the next day, at least try, hardly knew she would be the night

of your life. Correction, the first of many. (Egun Alberto)for it to become

egun at death, to induce the person to suicide, so that she becomes a suicidal spiritist, or, as a consolation prize, to lock her in a hospice. But like every victim of an egun, she went to try to sleep to see if she got better the next day, at least try, hardly knew she would be the longest night of her life, Correction, the first of many. (Egun Alberto)

-- I do not want! I'm not going to kill my son! (Helena nervous and terrified, lying on the bed of her bedroom trying to sleep)

--You go, I already ordered you. (Egun Alberto, speaking cordially)

-- Get out! Get out of my mind! (Helena nervous and terrified)

-- I do not want. I like your ear, it's so sweet. Kill him, kill him. (Egun Alberto, speaking in a cordial and ironic way)

-- Jesus Christ! What do I do? (Helena, terrified nervous)

-- Kill him. (Egun Alberto, speaking in a cordial and ironic way)

-- Go away! Get out of my mind! (Helena terrified)

-- If you do not kill him I'll punish you! (Egun Alberto nervous)

-- Were when the skydivers came! But it did not help much, she does not had channel for them, she had only for me. (Egun Alberto)

-- It's an "Egun"! Her channel is too strong for him! Gabriel and Claudio are holding the "Egun" two meters from her, and she continues to communicate with him! She does not have a channel for nobody of us, just for him and very strong! (Skydiver Ângela)

-- She has developed advanced mediumship not long ago! I do not know what to do! (Angel of the guard of the nervous girl and crying)

-- I'll call the skydivers local, who can stay with her for a few days until she find a spiritist center. (Skydiver Ângela)

-- But she does not know what's happening to her! (Angel of the girl's guard crying)

-- In this case, a psychiatrist is already serving for while until she understands what's happening to her. Before she kill her son, who is in the other room. But until there she can´t stay no protection. The skydivers will be protection. (Skydiver Ângela)

-- I understood! (Guardian Angel of Helena stopping crying)

-- What is an Egun, Claudio? (Gabriel holding the demon with Claudio)

-- It's the worst kind of demon you can find, They live on the planes without light and They can only get out of there through the channel with the living. Usually they induce their obsessed to terrible things, like homicide. (Skydiver Claudio)

-- Wow! How did this girl channel that? (Gabriel surprised)

-- I do not know, but I'm afraid to find out. (Skydiver Claudio)

-- Hi. We've been informed of the problem and we've come as quickly as possible. (One of four local skydivers)

-- Know! Now you assume from now on, we have done our best! (Skydiver Ângela)

-- You can leave! We assume from here! (One of four local skydivers watching Angela and the others going away)

-- There were efforts from all sides, mine and theirs, even though I could not achieve my main goals with Helena, I managed to take her to the hospice, where she is confined until today. The story end. (Egun Alberto)

Part 3

Drinking with the Beast 2

-- But it was good, very good! (Almost all the Demons of the table)

-- No doubt making the mother feel wishes to killing her own son is a master stroke, but unfortunately the human is strong, she would never accept this suggestion. (Exun Valmir)

-- You did not understand the beauty of the story that our good friend Alberto told us. It is true that the mother would hardly kill her own son, for this suggestion was far from the mother's acceptance, but the beauty was that she felt so badly with herself and afraid of herself that she could to kill your son and eventually go crazy. (Old Black Rodolfo)

-- IT IS! We do what we can. (Egun Alberto)

-- I think it a good job, but you can´t reach your goal. I though it is an exun ( a spirit neither good nor bad), I did not stay far from almost reaching my goal. I think that I might be the next to tell a story. (Exun Rogério, one of the four demons on the table)

-- Let's see, Rogério. (Old Black Rodolfo)

Part 4

A little nuisance

(see Angels in Action I, part 9 - where was this pig and the key of the house)

-- My victim was an executive who was always passing the others to back, he believed in Gerson's laws, and besides, he was stealing a lot of money from the company he worked for. He was young, handsome, lived in a tie and tuxedo, had a beautiful house, a beautiful car, beautiful womens, and a handsome office of vice president of the company; he was a successful man. He was in the office, it was a sunny day and very beautiful and ...

-- Hello! (Executive talking to his secretary on the phone in his office)

-- Mr. Paulo, I just want lets see you of the meeting in an hour, as you asked. (Secretary)

-- All right, Elaine, and thank you. (Executive hanging up the phone in his office)

-- Suddenly, I make him see a miniature demon. It was very funny, he was five inches tall, and when he appeared on the table, the executive almost did in his pants. (Exun Rogério)

-- Oh my ….! What is it? (Executive terrified, watching a miniature demon dancing on his desk)

-- Take this, you scrotum! (Demon urinating on the executive sitting in the chair)

-- Shit! You peed in my pants! (Executive taking a bundle of rolled up newspaper and trying to kill the demon in miniature and wandering)

-- Shit! You peed in my pants! (Executive taking a rolled up newspaper and trying to kill the miniature demon but miss the target)

-- La, laia, lala, executive "asshole"! Do you not get me ra, ra, ra ... (Demon laughing and running away)

-- Of course I was in his ear suggesting him, but he found that vision very real, including the wet of his pants because of his urine. Then he tried to find me in the office turning everything but messing!(Exun Rogério)

-- I'll find you! You little pest! Where are you? Show up! (Executive looking for the devil)

Suddenly, the little creature falls on him, biting his "butt." (Exun Rogério)

- Oh ...! Bastard! (angry executive)

-- Soft butt..! (Demon laughing and hiding)

-- Come here, you ridiculous demon!" (Executive returning to look for the devil, to turn everything of the office again)

-- Of course I was hidden, but I was hiding in a place where he would not find me soon, in his head. (Exun Rogério)

-- Who is it? (Executive listening to someone knock on the door)

-- It's me, Elaine! (Secretary behind the door)

-- You may come in! (Executive more or less if getting ready)

-- Wow! (Secretary amazed)

-- Good! This mess is because I was looking for something, you know? Nothing more! (

gaucheness Executive)

-- It's all right! Yeah, I just came to tell you that you're late for the meeting. (Secretary awkwardly)

-- Oh yes! The meeting! Let the people know that I'm coming, Elaine! (Executive)

-- Yes sir! (Secretary)

-- At the meeting it was super funny! He tried to hide his pants because he thought he was wet with urine because of the little devil, but that was in his head, because his pants were not really wet. (Exun Rogério)

-- Damn pants!" That was it! What are you looking at? (Executive thinking, and drawing the attention of a colleague on his side who was looking at him)

-- Anything! Strange that? (Colleague of the executive)

-- Then the little demon runs past the meeting room, which disturbs him more and more, but of course only he can see it. (Exun Rogério)

-- Did you see that? (Executive)

-- What are you talking about? I did not see anything! (colleague - executive)

-- Both of you, respect the colleague who is presenting a new proposal for this company! Was I clear? (The company president calling the attention of the executive and his colleague)

-- Yes sir! (Executive and his colleague)

-- Thank you very much! What a good mess you made me! (Executive Colleague Scolding You)

-- But the best part was home when he came home believing that the warmth of home would free him from our illustrious miniaturized little friend. In this, after dinner he went look for a sleep refuge in your beautiful King size bed. At least try to ra ...! (Exun Rogerio laughing)

-- That sleep. (Executive trying to sleep)

-- Wake up, you bastard! (Demon kicking the executive in bed)

-- What the fuck! Did you follow me here? (Executive waking up with the kick)

-- Ra, ra, the "fool" man! (Demon laughing)

-- Come here, you little pest! This time we are alone! Now it's me and you! (Executive getting out of bed in anger)

-- Sleep "little" ra ...! (Demon laughing and pretending to hide)

-- Come here! (Executive searching for the devil by the house)

-- He looking for the little devil for that big house, but he did not find he, so very tired, he went back to sleep. At least try to ra ...! (Exun Rogerio laughing)

-- Shit! (Executive trying to sleep)

-- How this man sleep! (Demon shout into the executive's ear to wake him up)

-- You bastard! I'll kill you! (Executive taking from the bed again and going after the devil)

-- Sleep little! (Demon hiding)

So this time he was smarter, instead of looking around the house, he closed the bedroom door and only looked for me. As I had not found anything he tried to go back to sleep, but this time I was more daring, as he slept naked, then I waited for him to start sleeping, so that our illustrious friend could appear, and our little friend entered his anus. (Exun Rogério)

-- Ai...! (Executive with pain trying to pull the demon out of his anus, and when he succeeds the demon slips from his hand and escapes)

- Come here, damn it! I'll kill him! (Nervous executive getting up from the bed and running behind from demon)

-- Sleep little! (Demon running to the demon)

-- Of course, tonight was the first of many days, then the poor man will know how is a zombie at work, If not to mention that I bothered him in the office too. They thought he was crazy, he looked for a psychiatrist who doped him with various drugs, which made him more groggy, and over time he lost his job, his women, his car, his beauty and of course his sanity. There was the house, and I had to get it him too. But I fucked myself, the worst and most unexpected happened to me: (Exun Rogério)

-- Calm down, "miss big tits", I still he have to lose the house. (Exun Rogério)

-- Why are you doing this to him? (Guardian angel of the poor man)

-- You'll see, "Miss Big Tits”, it's because I like it! (Exun Rogério)

-- That's no motive! (Guardian angel of the poor man)

-- More is the only reason that I have, "Miss Big Tits”, I'm sorry. (Exun Rogério)

-- May God have mercy on your miserable soul! (Guardian angel of the poor man)

-- You will see, " Miss Big Tits ", I do not want to be saved. (Exun Rogério)

-- Oh my God! A suicide! (Angel of the guard of the poor man terrified seeing Gabriel and Armando arrive)

Ra, ra, ra ... now guardian angel, your protégé fucks ra, ra, ra ... (Exun Rogério laughing)

-- Calm down sweetheart! We are the good guys! (Gabriel)

-- Do you speak? (Guardian angel of the poor man)

-- I not only speak, but sing and dance. (Gabriel)

-- You'll see she's a dancer! (Exun Rogério)

-- Ah! He also kisses well! (Armando Spirit)

-- Kiss well? (Guardian angel of the poor man)

-- These two, the suicidal and the fat, tortured me all night, making me give up on my goal, do you believe that? (Exun Rogério)

-- What the fuck! (Almost all the demons on the table)

-- What the hell! (almost all the demons on the table)

-- Lack of luck! (Exun Valmir)

-- That suicide! I know him! He was the same that I saw as a skydiver, who tried to help my victim break away from me with the other skydivers, from that woman I was trying to induce to kill her son. (Egun Alberto)

-- That suicide! I know him! It was the same as I saw as a skydiver, who tried to help my victim escape from me with the other skydivers, that woman I tried to induce to kill own her son. (Egun Alberto)

-- How is strange, it was the same that gave me a beating with the fat. He doesn´t like a suicidal. (Exun Rogerio)

-- Yeah! Really strange! (Egun Alberto)

Part 5

Drinking with the Beast 3

-- Not wanting to change the subject, but that's how I say, it still is a good way to finish with a man's life. Imagine him can´t sleep night, he can sleep only with medicines? (Exun Rogério)

-- You're right, Rogério, you're right. (Old black)

-- I loved it! Not bad for an exu. (Egun Alberto)

-- Look there! That boy alive! (Exun Valmir)

-- What? The son of the bar owner? The boy who's serving our hosts? (Old Black Rodolfo)

- Yes! He's a medium, I'm reading his thoughts! (Exu Valmir)

-- His devils basters (Son of the owner of the bar thinking and looking at the demons because he is a medium)

-- Ra ...! Cool! He does not like us. (Exun Rogério laughing, reading the boy's thoughts)

-- Yeah, but I do not like him either, ra, ra ... (Egun Alberto)

-- Does anyone else have a good story to tell? (Old Black Rodolfo)

-- I have a very good one! (Exu Valmir)

-- Then tell us! (Old Black Rodolfo)

Part 6

Mom's little boy

-- Once Upon a time...! (Exu Valmir being interrupted)

-- Once Upon a time? What's this? A story of Snow White? Ra, ra, ra ... (Old black Rodolfo talking, but almost all the low spirits of the table laughing)

-- Fine! My victim was a seventeen-year-old boy, he had lost his mother about two years ago, he was a good son before that, but then he became a rebel and an alcoholic. He loved heavy musics of the type that speak about us, that is, demons . (Exu Valmir)

- Your son is crazy! He spent all night listening to those crazy songs, drinking so much and not leave  anyone sleep! (Stepmother of Guilherme)

-- I know I know! But try to be patient with him, the boy lost his mother only two years ago! (Father of Guilherme)

"I think you should get him to the doctor!" (Stepmother of Guillaume)

-- No! I think this is phase! (Father of Guilherme)

-- Part of his rebellion came from my presence that obsessed him more and more, and when he was nineteen he met his deceased mother, but not in the way he expected. (Exu Valmir)

-- Damn it! It's my first semester in college and I have all this still to study today! But I think I'm going to take a break and give a "little one." (Guilherme stopping studying and masturbating)

-- Guilherme! (Exu Valmir)

-- Who's there? (Guilherme without pants and dirty semen, terrified listening to a voice calling him)

-- Guilherme! (Exun Valmir)

-- For the last time, who's there? (Guilherme terrified, hearing a voice calling him that is without pants and dirty semen)

-- It's me! Mom! (Exu Guilherme)

-- Mom! Is that you? It's your voice! How is this possible? (Guilherme gaucheness take his pants, all dirty of semen)

-- I came back from the dead, I could not stay away from my favorite little boy. I miss you! (Exu Valmir)

-- hat's good, Mom! (Guilherme finishing take your pants all dirty semen pants, including his hands)

- But this little secret is only between us! Only you can hear me. If you tell anyone, they'll think my little boy is crazy, understand? I do not want it! (Exu Valmir)

-- Yes mom! (Guilherme )

-- What's that in your hand, son? (Exu Valmir)

-- It's nothing, Mama! (Guilherme gaucheness)

-- You think I do not know! Your perverted! Go wash that! Oh, if your grandmother were alive! You would not go the wrong way! But God is father! And allowed me to come back to straighten you, my little boy. In spite of everything Mom loves you! (Exu Valmir)

-- Yes mom! (Guilherme washing the hand)

-- And put some chlorophyll in to disinfect that, you pig! You do not like  my son! This is not how Mother created you! (Exu Valmir)

-- Yes mom! (Guilherme washing his hand gaucheness)

-- So every time he was doing something personal, there was his mother, that is, I make some criticize (Exu Valmir)

-- Clean well my son! You like a pig you don´t seen my son! Clear it well please! (Exu Valmir seeing Guilherme cleaning himself in the toilet)

-- Yes mom! (Guilherme gaucheness)

-- You know I want you well, a dirty" ass "can allergy. (Exu Valmir)

-- Yes mom! (Guilherme gaucheness)

-- I see you still have a piece of poo, pick it up and take it out with your hand." (Exu Valmir)

-- All right, Mom! (Guilherme gaucheness)

-- You don´t be afraid! Your mom is here she´ll is good for you. (Exu Valmir)

 -- Also! How he was going to say no to his mother, and soon he was my slave. I made him leave his friends, claiming they were not good company to him, I also forbade him to have a girlfriend, claiming that they were all “girls of life”. And soon he was alone and going crazy. (Exu Valmir)

-- I do not want to see you with this bitch! Understood? (Exu Valmir)

-- But I like her! (Guilherme)

-- Does not matter! She's no use! She's a bitch! (Guilherme)

-- But mother!" (Guilherme)

-- If I see you with her again, I'll end her!" (Exu Guilherme)

-- Yes mom! (Guilherme crying)

-- It's for your good, my son! I do not want to see you with anyone! (Exu Valmir)

-- Every time he tried to masturbate and think of some college bitch, I would deform his thoughts by making him think of a deformed woman or made her think of her mother without speaking my voice in his head by rebuking him. (Exu Valmir)

-- Damn it! (Guilherme trying to masturbate thinking of a friend of college, but having his thoughts mixed with that of the exu Valmir, and eventually imagining his mother making love to him so he stayed angry and stopping)

-- Forget that slut of the college, my son, let Mother teach you to make real love. (Exu Valmir)

-- No, Mama! (Guilherme)

-- Come here and make love to my mother, come!" (Exu Valmir)

-- Go away! (Guilherme)

-- Mommy's crazy to have a wild sex with you, my son, like I used to do with Daddy. (Exu Valmir)

-- Stop! Stop! (Guilherme angry)

-- When he saw a porn movie, I made him have a feeling that a penis was coming into his mouth by the time the woman in the movie was having oral sex, and a penis entering his anus when the woman was having sex anal, and at the time of vaginal sex during the movie, I scolded him with moral lessons. (Exu Valmir)

-- Go away, Mother! (Guilherme having the sensation that a penis is entering his mouth during the porno film)

-- No my son! What did Mom say about these girls with a bad reputation? Mom will not let you see this! (Exu Valmir)

-- Get out! Mom! (Guilherme)

-- Why do not you make love to Mom? It's safer, and Mommy needs it! (Exu Valmir)

- Out! (Guilherme)

-- Every time he paid a prostitute I made him not having an erection, and so I ended his sexuality, I made him hate his own mother. And then in time, he went crazy and cut off his own penis. So he ended up going to the hospice, spending his last days in a bed with medicines

psychiatric ra ...! (Exu Valmir laughing)

Part 7

Drinking with the Beast 4

-- Very good! Nothing can be more fun than

transform the private life of people into a nightmare ra, ra, ra ... (Exun Rogério laughing)

-- That's it! (Almost all the low spirits of the table)

-- But what is this? (Egun Alberto)

-- What? (Exu Rogério)

-- The beer tastes like urine! (Egun Alberto)

-- It is true! (Old Black Rodolfo)

-- Ra ...! (Son of the bar owner urinated by the table laughing)

-- It was that damned boy who urinated off our host's beer! Son of a bitch! I knew! I know! (Exu Valmir)

-- What a damn fucking of medium! (Egun Rogério)

-- While our drunken hosts do not notice that the beer has a strange taste, we can go to the next story. That if nobody cares, I'm just an old black or a zephyr, whichever you prefer,  but I have a story to tell. (Old Black Rodolfo)

- Sure Rodolfo! Started! (Exu Valmir)

Part 8

Simply fat

-- In my opinion, you waste a lot of time and spend a lot of effort trying to make your victims kill someone and commit suicide. Why spell so much? There is nothing worse and less working than making our victims see the most monotonous side of life. Monotony and loneliness can a man go crazy. My victim was a retired athlete, he played football for many years on a professional level, but after an accident he stopped playing, and at the age of forty-five, thanks to my suggestions, he gained weight eating and drinking so much. Lonely ,  and unsuccessful, he is a left zero with the girls, besides she not looking nice and looking like a beer barrel, he is not very successful in his office as an office clerk. His friends take him for a fool, he feels very alone in his little apartment. I suggested drinking and eating all the time, which made him fatter. He spent part of the salary with girls from programs in nightclubs, because in his case only paying. He was definitely a son only a mother can love. One day, tired of life, he committed suicide, because, according to him, he could not take solitude anymore. Only this! Simple!

-- It really was a feat, Rodolfo. (Egun Alberto)

-- Killed the guy little by little! Bright! (Exu Valmir)

-- What spoils it is this beer with pee, that "shit"! (Exun Rogério)

-- Ra, ra, ra ... (almost every demon on the table laughing)

Part 9

The way the customer likes

-- Hello guys! (Egun Fabio coming)

-- Hi, Fabio! You're late! (Exu Rogério)

-- IT IS! You've missed almost the entire party! (Egun Alberto)

-- I'm sorry, my friends, I was just finishing my last service, which is probably the best story tonight. (Egun Fábio)

-- Please! Tell us! (Old Black Rodolfo)

My story is about a lesbian whore who hated men, but she needed the money to support her mother who was very sick and took very expensive medicines, the two lived together. She was thirty years old and although she hated men, and still had sex with them, she was a excellent prostitute and very beautiful too, so her clients asked her a lot. Needless to say, she was very unhappy because of her job, but also for her mother, who hated her. There were, however, your clients she hated a lot for having sexual preferences very contrary to hers, but they paid well. Her anger at her service, her clients and her own mother, that attracted me and favored my hidden approach. (Egun Fabio)

-- Are you leaving again, you slut? (Mother)

-- I have to work, Mother! Someone has to buy your medicine! (Prostitute)

 If only you had not been a lesbian and married a good man, you would not have to make thist! (Mother)

I'm sorry, Mother, for my sexual preferences to ruin your future! (Prostitute)

-- Your bitch! You dishonor your father, who rests in peace! (Mother)

-- No mother! My father loved me! Unlike you of course! (Prostitute coming out and slamming the door on her own mother's face)

- You slut! (Mother talking to herself in the apartment)

-- She was going to meet a call from one of her most hated clients, the one who liked to play deep throats, and no condoms, of course. (Egun Fabio)

-- First business! After the pleasure! (Prostitute)

- Is here your busty cow! Now swallow it! I want to cum in your throat! (one of the Customers)

-- As you wish, my love ...! (Prostitute)

-- After a hard day of work, unable to breathe a lot, choking a lot and with an unpleasant taste of milk of "foal" in the mouth, she returns to the house, takes a bath and before bed, she tries to kiss her mother , who is already in the fifth sleep, but remembers that it is exuding a peculiar  male scent that comes from his mouth, and then gives up kissing her. The next day at lunchtime she and her mother watch the noon news, and the latest news could not be worse, at least for her. (Egun Fabio)

A man was found dead with his own cock in his mouth on his bed. The police investigate who could be the alleged killer, do not rule out the hypothesis of passionate homicide. (News)

-- She could hardly believe what she had just heard on television, he was her client from last night, and probably the chances she'd last seen him that night were real. (Egun Fabio)

-- My God! (Prostitute)

-- She was absolutely sure she had not killed her so despicable client for a very good reason, she did not remember this. Little did she know what was really going on. However during the night she gets another call from one of her perverted clients. (Egun Fabio)

-- Yes! In half an hour, I'm getting there! (prostitute hung up cell phone)

-- You go walk again, you lesbian bitch. Get a man or a decent job! (Mother)

-- Mother, do you prefer an asylum? (Prostitute)

-- I prefer, you "whore"! (Mother)

-- I'm sorry, Mother, but I do not have the money to pay one. (Prostitute)

-- Then why did you ask me, you cow! (Mother)

-- To make sure you did not love me! (Prostitute)

-- " Prostitute" are only loved for one night, but unfortunately I have to spend all with you! (Mother)

-- It's mom! Unfortunately you will have to spend your last days with the most hated daughter on the planet in this cow-house! I'm sorry! (Prostitute out and knocking on the door)

-- Fuck! Mom hate you ...! Little daughter! (Mother talking to herself)

-- Arriving at his client's house, he opens the door, was a big, fat, ugly, rich man. (Egun Fabio)

- Come in, bitch! I'm going to eat your ass today! (One of the clients)

-- Business first and pleasures after. (Prostitute)

-- Here, bitch! (one of the customers paying)

- Then after a night giving pleasure and receiving punishment in his already broken "butt," she comes home limping, and for a minute thinks about going to the bedroom to kiss her mother, because like every lonely human, she also wants to be loved although she is not, but then she thinks that her mother's room is far and her close, and without the strength to go to her mother's room, she then chooses to go to her, lying in her bed and sleeping. The next day she finds out through the local news that her unfortunate and pathetic life had become a nightmare. (Egun Fábio)

-- One more heinous homicide, man is found dead with a 40 centimeter statue buried in his anus. Police experts believe it may have been the same

murderer of the last night, and that a maniac may be on the loose. (News)

-- Then in panic and not knowing what to think, let alone what to do, she runing to the bathroom, sits down, and starts crying with fried and sadness. (Egun Fabio)

-- My God! What is happening? He was fine last night! Who could have done this? (Prostitute, crying and terrified)

-- She could hardly believe what was happening. Her last two clients last night were dead, and she was perhaps the last person to see them. What to do? However, she needed the money, the end of the month was coming and her hated mother needs the medicines, there is no way to stop working. So that same night another call is made, and the long-suffering girl, even limping because last night, goes to meet her client. (Egun Fabio)

-- Another man was found dead in his bed last night. Police believe he may have been the maniac of sex, as the serial killer has been called that wave of homicides this week. The man was found naked in his bed, with a cowboy hat on his face and bruises all over his body. (News)

-- My God! This can´t be happening to me! (Prostitute crying in panic)

-- I've been telling myself this for years! A column that does not stop hurting, diabetes, hemorrhoids, osteoporosis that left me in that wheelchair, to complete I have a daughter who joins the useless to the unpleasant, a lesbian who is a prostitute. My God! This can´t be happening to me! (Mother)

-- So instead of answering more customer calls on her cell phone, she turns off the same and for depression, tiredness and fear she sleeps in the afternoon and most all night too. When she wakes up, she has the biggest surprise of her life, a surprise that would stop her life forever, that is, me! (Egun Fabio)

-- Damn, I slept so far! (Prostitute waking up and

thinking)

-- Good night, sleepy beauty! (Egun Fabio materializing for prostitute next to his bed)

-- Who are you? A ghost? (Prostitute)

-- Actually, I'm the devil, and maybe the reason for your problems, I think we have a lot to talk about." (Egun Fabio)

-- Speak! What is happening, creature of the hells! ( Nervous and angry prostitute)

-- Hmm! I feel a degree of hostility in your words, but actually who called me here was you! (Egun Fabio)

-- How? (Prostitute)

--  Because of your anger that I'm here! (Egun Fabio)

-- Do I not understand! (Prostitute)

--You see, you know who killed your customers, you don´t? (Egun Fabio)

-- You? (Prostitute)

-- Not necessarily. Even if I wanted, I could´t do it alone, I would depend on the free will of a human. (Egun Fabio)

-- From who? (Prostitute)

-- Think about the hatred you had for your clients, your life and your mother and you will find the answer. (Egun Fabio)

-- I don´t hate my own mother! (Prostitute)

-- Really? Then go to the living room and think twice about if you hate her or not. (Egun Fabio seeing the prostitute running to the room)

-- My God! (Panicked prostitute watching her mother strangled with the tongue out in the wheelchair)

-- What's up? Do you hate her? (Egun Fabio materializing next to the prostitute)

-- Who made this? (Prostitute)

-- think you know the answer, but I'll still help you remember the truth, consider this as a favor. (Egun Fabio)

-- It was me! (Prostitute reminding herself to have killed everybody she hated)

-- Good that you remembered, then this problem is solved. (Egun Fabio)

-- But it's your fault! You made me do this! (An Prostitute angry)

-- My fault? You wanted to kill them! You wanted to get rid of all those who made you suffer! You were just afraid to feel guilty! And the guilt is a bag of bricks on the back, and it weighs a lot, I know ... I understand, so I stayed by your side, I helped you get rid of the guilt, this bag of bricks. So the only thing I did was make you release your anger and forget everything after. So do you can´t blame me! Now you are free! Thanks to me! (Egun Fábio)

-- Then the police suddenly appeared and it was that madness. (Egun Fabio)

-- Open the door! Here is the police! If you do not open let we break it down! (Police)

-- What do I do now? (Prostitute)

-- If you live you will suffer much in God's hands to pay for what you did, hoe if you were a punishment. But if you come with me, you will be free and very happy. (Egun Fabio)

-- Open the door, it's the police! (Police knocking on the door)

-- What do I do? (Prostitute)

-- What do you do? You give yourself! Look at that balcony and you'll know what to do. (Egun Fabio)

-- Then she goes to the porch and looks down, thinking about her life as it is and if she really had a chance to be happy. (Egun Fabio)

-- Open the door, it's the police! (Police trying to break the door)

-- Jump! (Egun Fabio)

-- And finally she opens her arms and jump! Jump to the dark! (Egun Fabio)

-- God, what happened here! (A police officer entering)

-- Oh my God! It was her! (Another police officer coming in)

Part 10

Drinking with the Beast 5

--Then Egun Fabio will take the prize for best despot, note ten! (Old Black Rodolfo)

-- And second? (Egun Alberto)

-- I am in doubt, the feat of the exun Valmir is the most cruel, but the work of exu Rogério is more comical! (Old Black Rodolfo)

-- I think exuValmir should win the award for best romantic comedy, mother and son, ra, ra, ra ... it was good! (Egun Rogério)

-- Nine for both, I think it's a good note! (Old Black Rodolfo)

-- I believe eight for the feat of Alberto Egun! (Exu Alberto)

-- Is not fair! The eguns always have the best grades! (Egun Alberto)

-- He's right! He made his mother almost kill his own son. I'm going to give it nine-and-a-half to him! (Old Black Rodolfo)

-- Then it's done! Now we're going to have our beer with pee and get out of here. We have to look for more victims to tell more good stories! (Egun Alberto)

-- Ra, ra, ra ...! (All the demons on the table laugh)

-- Hello! (dead prostitute)

-- Who are you? (Egun Alberto)

-- She's the story prostitute that I told you now! She would like to be one of us! (Egun Fabio)

-- It's good to take a vacation with satan after such a stressful life, I recommend. (dead prostitute)

-- It's good to take a vacation with Satan after such a stressful life, I recommend. (dead prostitute)

"The heart of Satan is like a heart of a good mother, it always fit one more. Welcome, new nymph of hell. (Exu Rodolfo)

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